The Rant Thread

[Coyote Smith]

Im thinking of just fucking off up the highlands and living off the land. So down.

Nothing is ever that bad!

[Skev]

Hopefully what I said in the other thread can be of help to you Ryan.

Love
A few months ago one of our regular forumites ranted on about a complicated love life, I honestly glazed over. That said I am going to rant about it now (not his, my own) First let me make it clear that this is just pure venting, I don't want advice nor do I ever listen to it, I just want to rant about this to get it out of my system.

I'm not emotional really on any level I can emote just not very often. I have been screwed over by a few Ex's in the past so I just generally don't engage people on a deep level. I keep my love life as casual as possible IE sex buddies and nothing more. I've been going like this for years now with a future Ex here and there to break up the monotony. Until one came along who literally left me dumbstuck. We've had sex many times which is always amazing, except for a threesome once which wasn't. We've been out on dates as friends etc etc and a few months in each time she finds some way to ditch me. Only to seek me out months/years later for more of the same. Last time involved an online misunderstanding and she basically told me to back off, so I did until she sought me out yet again and now doesn't talk to me. Yet after all that shes the only one I ever think about.

Oh to be a kid again and not have to deal with adult mindf*cks.

Bitches be crazy son.

I managed to break up with my ex of 6 years (which was completely out of the blue for her), severly piss off another woman and end living out of a suitcase at a friends for almost 2 months.

I also gave myself a black eye. Life's funny like that

[Pious the chosen]

Indeed it is very funny at times.

Online Delivery
So I did the groundwork and searched all of the local HMV's for a particular DVD which was their exclusive. No luck so I decided to order Online. Success and it was cheaper than I expected so I even opted for paid delivery too since I'd been after the thing for so long and it said within 1-3 days. That was three weeks ago There was no dispatch email until yesterday and it actually turned up today... I'd actually forgotten I'd ordered it.

[WonderMel]

Amazon.

Mother fucking cock sucking arse licking Amazon.

Garumph.

[Pious the chosen]

Stuff
So here I am, bored stupid with no plans this evening at all. My lady of several posts ago still keeping me at arms length so I dwell on the next big step in my life: Moving out. Now the money saved isn't as much as i'd have liked but it will suffice which makes me think on the filling of the soon-to-be Fortress Pious. I look around at all my stuff and i'm just fed up of the sight of it. Be it clothes that are mostly too big or a million and one books, DVD's and comics I've read/seen to death or not at all and I think i've decided to get rid of everything. A true fresh start, for now i'll keep hold of the PS3 and obviously my PC but apart from that its time to ditch all the cr*p I have and make a better go of it.

[radiofloyd]

Sounds like a good idea.

[regemond]

So...

The landlord hasn't been paying the mortgage.

Th bank are repossessing the property on Thursday.

I've had to up sticks and move back into my mum's, with the wife to be and 3 of my 5 cats.

We've had to split the cats up and send the other 2 to her mum's.

My games room has been packed away and is now in storage.

Fucking fabuous.

[Guinnes1981]

So...

The landlord hasn't been paying the mortgage.

Th bank are repossessing the property on Thursday.

I've had to up sticks and move back into my mum's, with the wife to be and 3 of my 5 cats.

We've had to split the cats up and send the other 2 to her mum's.

My games room has been packed away and is now in storage.

Fucking fabuous.

Whoa - my rant seems pretty trivial in regards to that! Hope you find somewhere else soon! On the plus side, think of all the rent your saving!?

Anyway - my rant - cheapskate fucks.

Advertising some musical equipment online, mint condition, all original packaging, only used about four times. Sells for £600 new, so asking £450 for it.

Someone just messaged me asking if i'd take £250.

No mate. No i won't.

[Pious the chosen]

Moving 2.0
F*cking randoms taking every single decent place i'm looking at, or dumbass landlords that say you're ideal, then offer the place to a 'friend'. Hate people so much right now I could easily push the button to end the human race. Although even then something like an asteroid or something would come along and I still wouldn't have a place to live... GRRRRR

[RYAN WHITELAW]

Honestly, when i think my life couldnt get any worse....It does. Fucking bullshit crappy annoying cuntish planet.

[Guinnes1981]

So, the ONE time it's pretty vital for me to have fuel in the car and the 'great' british public goes mad..........

[Bilge Rat]

'Goes'?

[Pious the chosen]

'Goes'?

This came to mind for me...

[The+Deleted]

Talking of selfish, wanker parents. Got on the bus after a long day at work and a school disco the other day with Tom. Some parent gets on with 3 shit kids, a daughter who must have been no older that 3 with a voice like Brian Blessed, and some little scrote son who decided the best way to pass a 20 minute bus journey was to make fart noises with his MuckDonalds balloon. First by getting his fecking skank saliva all over it, then by releasing the air by squeaking directly into Toms ear. The mum had the look of someone for whom this was perfectly acceptable behaviour, regardless of an entire bus load of work-wankered people who thought differently.
Sew your clout up you fecking skank whore.

[Bilge Rat]

Has the PS3 always had that annoying epilepsy warning as soon as you switch it on? Ironically, the stupid thing is making me apoplectic with rage.