CAPTION COMPETITION!

[meu02136]

So someone puts a picture up, you need to give it a caption, the person who put the picture up comes back after a day and decides who's is best, then the best captioneer puts the next one up. Could be good? Or cack? Give each caption like a day for people to think of something. Or this could just get insta-locked for being a shit idea.

[DJCarlos]

Sounds good to me mate!

Who's starting?

[Sly Reflex]

Go!

[Kingcrimsonprog]

Zebra hangs from tree.











Well, its a start !

[Yamato-99]

At last I can count the lines on my belly.

*Grabs coat and leaves*

[Miss Moth]

"If I can just break the top two ribs, I might be able to reach..."

[Navvarr]

Try this and you too can be hung like a donkey.

[Dark Link]

The zebra sought refuge from the angry Sunderland fans

[Miss Moth]

"I've got the worst piles imaginable; my cock hurts; my girlfriend has left me for another zebra; actually I think she's shagging my dad; my mum caught me tossing over Gazelle Cum Sluts and confiscated my stash; but hey, at least I'm not hanging from a branch! Oh bollocks..."

[DifferentClass]

"This exquisite Zebra garden ornament is only £194.99. Made from 33% actual Zebra."

[Miss Moth]

"I can't hang around here all day, Geoff. Get the KY and get on with it."

[Miss Moth]

"Ere mate, if I give yer the money couldya get us some fags please mate, please? I am 21 but I forgot my ID, right. Honest."

[Rotek]

Worst. Stag night. Ever.

[neoviper]

"Next time we play hide and seek, I'm just going to lie in the road"

[Miss Moth]

"Please, Mr Barrymore, I'll come down when the jacuzzi's empty."